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Yoda Explains About the Force

 Yoda: A Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will…

Luke: Is the dark side stronger?

Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

Luke: But how am I to know the good side from the bad?

Yoda: You will know… when you are calm, at peace, passive. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, NEVER for attack.


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Ideas of ideas


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Happy Birthday!


Sunday humor

Watt?

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Morning meditation all over the place

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Tuesday humor for the Samsara

Source: Sojourners Path

 A student approached the Master and said,

“My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I’m constantly falling asleep. It’s just horrible!”

“Don’t worry, it will pass,”
said the Master, matter-of-factly.

A week later, the student came back to the Master,

“My meditation is wonderful! I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive! It’s just wonderful!”

“Don’t worry, it will pass.”
said the Master, matter-of-factly.


Intelligent idiot

John Wassenberg


Mindfulness Now!


The intellectual is just a different kind of idiot

Guilty. I admit I am an eejit that way. 

Bradley Ross Coutts


Learn how to walk

Warning: The president of Iran and his entourage should not view this post.

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“One thing: you have to walk, and create the way by your walking; you will not find a ready-made path. It is not so cheap, to reach to the ultimate realization of truth. You will have to create the path by walking yourself; the path is not ready-made, lying there and waiting for you. It is just like the sky: the birds fly, but they don’t leave any footprints. You cannot follow them; there are no footprints left behind.”
― Osho

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The problem

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Master Yoda – Do or do not, there is no try

Master Yoda – Do or do not, there is no try. – YouTube.


Not Far from Buddhahood

A university student while visiting Gasan asked him: “Have you ever read the Christian Bible?”

“No, read it to me,” said Gasan.

The student opened the Bible and read from St. Matthew: “And why take ye thought for rainment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow. They toil not, neither do they spin, and yet I say unto you that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these… Take therefore no thought for the morrow, for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.”

Gasan said: “Whoever uttered those words I consider an enlightened man.”

The student continued reading: “Ask and it shall be given you, seek and ye shall find, knock and it shall be opened unto you. For everyone that asketh receiveth, and he that seeketh findeth, and to him that knocketh, it shall be opened.”

Gasan remarked: “That is excellent. Whoever said that is not far from Buddhahood.”

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Sunday humor

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Distractions


“With mind distracted, never thinking, “Death is coming.”
To slave away on the pointless business of mundane life, And then to come out empty – It is a tragic error.
Recognitions of necessity is the holy teaching of the gods. So won´t you live this devine truth from now on?”
These are the words of the great adepts. If you don´t put the Mentor´s precepts in your mind,
Won´t you be the one who deceives yourself?


Tibetan Book of the Dead.

Namaste

Eyes Open

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On laughter

“You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.”

~George Bernard Shaw


Plot twist

Waldo finds himself


Dalai Lama’s guide to happiness (8:06)

By BMC

“This eight minute epic reveals some incredible insights into human behaviour and values that impact our happiness, particularly in this materialistic Western life so many are living, or reaching for.”

Dalai Lama’s guide to happiness:

The Dalai Lama’s 18 Rules For Living:

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs: 1. Respect for self 2. Respect for others 3. Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back,
you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.


Humor: Family trip to enlightenment

Tara Brach


Where is your sock?

▶ Talking Twin Babies – PART 2 – OFFICIAL VIDEO – YouTube.

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People with opinions


People with opinions just go around bothering each other.

- Buddha

Namaste OM